The Sexual Objectification of Brett Sutton

Victoria’s Chief Health Officer, Brett Sutton has speedily catapulted to cult status as Australia’s most lusted after silver fox.The married professor has been fetishised by a wet mess of Aussie feminists who have described Sutton as a CHOttie while publicly drooling over him online.

Fans can purchase an array of homewares adorned with Brett Sutton’s face, including a kitchen apron, a bed…